When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

A duck, a rabbi, a homosexual, and the president walk into a bar. As a result, bruises appeared on their foreheads.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Evicted.

My mom was telling my brother how much it hurt when she stubbed her toe. He told her she should try child birth.

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How many mathematicians does it take to count?

the sky is green no it is not

What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

I was strolling along the countryside and saw 2 niiggers peacefully hanging from a tree

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

What's worse than being eaten by a giant bear? Hitler.

Roses are red, violets are red. Aaaaaahh! My garden's on fire!

Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

Nero I know I am being a selffish bastard, but please let me speak with you for ten more minutes or so, I am sorry but its like part of me do not believe its you, we all saw your corpse, attended your funeral, please stick with me, I just feel flustered vulnerable and stupid.

Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

Two hippos are in a lake with water up to their eyes. One of them then says, "i keep thinking it's tueday"

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

Hey man. what? squidbillies.

Sorry babe, even if I was I would not tell you, the entire place is surrounded, but within enough of a distance, so we will plant a nice setup around the green shack so everyone assumes his deal was some solo operation, if someone else is heading at his direction now, you are gonna get busted, so you better stay down.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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