A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

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What happens when you drive down the road? you get to the end of the road

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. 97

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Three french men are in the car wearing sombreros. They're trying to get to Disney World.

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

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What do you get if you throw a banana at the wall? Nothing.

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Why couldnt the man find his wallet? He didnt have one

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Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

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Your mom is so hairy... it doesn't even seem like she underwent chemotherapy for her breast cancer a few months ago.

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In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

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What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

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what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

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why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

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What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

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Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

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A man walks into a bar, muttering to himself. People stare at him because his severe Schizophrenia makes him stand out in social situations.

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What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

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Ron Paul for President!

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Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

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your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

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What do you call a man who only eats fast food? Unhealthy.

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You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

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