- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

Who is the Greek god of STDS? Herpies

What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

Ron Paul for President!

Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

What do you call a man who only eats fast food? Unhealthy.

You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

Why was the hiker upset? He was plummeting 1,500 feet to the ground after tripping on a rock too close to a cliff.

A man walks into a bar, muttering to himself. People stare at him because his severe Schizophrenia makes him stand out in social situations.

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

Q: How can you tell when your selling a Blondel a microwave A: she will keep asking how many chandler the Tv gets

What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

How do you kill a vampire? You can't because vampires aren't real.

Ich bin nicht der Anführer

So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

How much dub could a dubstep dub if a dubstep could step dub?

Q. What did the 300 pound Asian get for Valentine's day A. A jetpack. Except for the fact that the previous sentence was an obvious lie making this whole joke irrelevant.

What did Osama Bin Laden say to his barber? ????? ??? ?????? ??? ?????, which, in their native language means, I would like to get a haircut.

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