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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

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Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

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I didn't know that guy did crossfit

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A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

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What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

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2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

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How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

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Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

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A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

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yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

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Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

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why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

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Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

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A man walks into a bar and sees two girls making out. He orders a drink and leaves.

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What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

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Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

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Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

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What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

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