Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

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What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

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What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

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Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

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I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the gate open, letting all his livestock escape, and crushing his prospects of trying to keep his family fed.

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What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

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Your sex life.

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What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

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If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

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roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

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What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

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A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

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Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

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i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

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Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

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I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

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Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

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Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

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do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

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Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

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What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

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knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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