What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

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11th September jokes are just plane wrong.

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Why did Sally sell seashells by the seashore? Because she has no arms and couldn't find a job.

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What's up? Your time.

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who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

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Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

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My mother in law fell down a wishing well, i was amazed, i never new they actually worked

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What do you do when you're surrounded by 15 vampires and 15 werewolves? Stop pretending.

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What do you call a black man on a bike? Environmentally friendly.

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Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

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Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

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whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it felt like it!

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A blonde went to a hair dresser's one day, listening to a walkman. The hair dresser asked her what she wanted, and the blonde replied, "I need to get my hair trimmed, just make sure that you do not take these headphones off." The woman looked at the blonde, surprised, but did as she was told. While she was brushing the blonde's hair, she accidentally bumped the headphones, knocking them to the ground. As she bent down to pick them up, the blonde fell over, onto the floor. The hair dresser was very confused. She picked up the head phones and listened. This is what she heard..."breath in...breath out...breath in...breath out..."!

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Why did the police officer beat the black man? Because the Internet is able to connect a variety of different types of people together and the off-duty police officer was slightly better at the multiplayer game they were playing.

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João Duarte reads this.

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Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

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Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

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Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

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What do you call a dog with 2 legs? Doesn't matter, it's not going to come anyways.

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What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

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Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

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How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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