why was the female student failing out of school? because she made bad choices and never gave school her all.

Do you want to hear a racist joke? I hate black people...

What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Jokes related to finding a worm in an apple.

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what would u di if u were having anal sex with a black guy and his dick was soooo bi that ir rippped ur asshole? staple it back together

So a guy comes into a bar... And he is cited for public indecency.

What is green and has wheels???? Yo mamma on a Wednesday.

Knock, knock who's there? Steve Evans. Steve Evans who? You've already forgotten me? We just met on Eharmony yesterday.

What is better than life? Nothing.

How do you fit 10,000,000 jews inside a car? It's not physically possible as no car can carry that many people.

What does? 42

josh roberts makes nuns hang themselves

y u no like me joke?

What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

chuck noris- can swim through land god- can walk on watter i- can run on air

What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson bleeding, I spelled " red" wrong

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

Why was the man sad? His brother died.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

What does a cow do at McDonald's? He is eaten by obese people.

What do Black people call their fathers? Dad.

How do you kill a blonde girl? You put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of a filled pool.

how did a white girl have a black baby? she was raped at the age of thirteen.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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