A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

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What do you do when its night time and you go downstairs and see your tv floating in the air? you say PUT IT DOWN N I G E R

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T u r n i p s

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How do you confuse a Mexican? Stand in the middle of a crosswalk while shouting "Cthulu will rise!" whilst looking at the sky and playing "Everybody Have Fun Tonight" by Wang Chung. Works every time.

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What shoots rockets but is not classed as a deadly weapon? A toy rocket launcher, I lied about the rockets.

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR S H I T STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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if your mother was put in a situation where she could either have sex with a man or a woman she would pick the woman

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How do you kill a vampire? You can't because vampires aren't real.

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Ich bin nicht der Anführer

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So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

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Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

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Your mom is so hairy... it doesn't even seem like she underwent chemotherapy for her breast cancer a few months ago.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

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What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

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what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

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Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

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In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

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why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

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three retards, a Jew, 4 Mexicans, and an Eskimo go to the grocery store. Windex is on sale. The Jew bought artichokes.

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wats green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree, it would kill u? a pool table

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10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

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Stat1st1cs sh0w 0ne 1n f1ve pe0ple d0n't understand b1nary

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lets bomb africa

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Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

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Anti Joke

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