- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted tobe cool, But I look like you

During english, we started talking about Attention Deficit Disorder when... OOOOOOOOOHHHHHH SHINY... wait what were we talking about

How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family

What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

What's one plus one? two.

What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

A black man is picking cotton in a southern white mans field. This is because the white man is paying a more than fair wage and the black man is a 3rd generation cotton picker who enjoys taking part in his heritage.

Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

Roses Are Blue I Have A Gun And Ill Sout You!

A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

You know whats better than 24? 25

roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

A man ate a lot of ice cream he had double bypass surgery 3 months later

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