Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No?

Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

An American, an English and a Scottish got in the bar and ordered the same drink. After that they left.

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

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It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

Its true, he didnt write that!!

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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