Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

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What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

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What's the difference between a lamp?

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I'm black and I will beat your children At checkers, they can have red

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Bob Saget

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

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Q: Why didn't the blonde answer the call from her boyfriend? A: She had died in a rollover the day before.

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What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

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Roses are red violets are red bushes are red oh shit my garden is on fire

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

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What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why couldn't Kelly finish her test? She spontaneously combusted.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English.It is confused by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Why do black people like kool aid? Why It is a very hydrating and delicious drink

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What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

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What do you call most people over 50 who aren't married. Divorced

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why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

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Why did Sally have a headache? She had a Brian tumor the size of an eggplant.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Auntie.

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Why can't Heller Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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