Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Because he had just come back from fighting in the Iraq war and she was extremely happy to see that he's alright

whats brown and sticky a stick

A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

There was a chicken. It squarked.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? Fish are living organisms and guitars are instruments used for people's entertainment

Her Majesty's Government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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