- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

Knock Knock ! Who's there? Jim. Oh come in.

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

Knock Knock! Who's there? Steven. Steven who? Steven your neighbor, may I please come in?

How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

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