that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

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AWWWWWW YEEESSSS!!!

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Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

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What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

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Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

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so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

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A dog is always in the pushup position.

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Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

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A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

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there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

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What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

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How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

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is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

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Pigachu is a Porkemon.

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What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

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What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

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Old, Asian, Woman who drive

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How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

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How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

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My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

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Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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