- Anti Joke

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

The other day, a buddy of mine gave me some of his sandwich. "My wife made it," he said. "It's really good," I answered. We chewed in silence after that.

why cant fat people walk because they are fat

What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

facebook is like a refrigerator. you eat it.

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why scooby-doo likes cookies? Because he's chub!

Roses are red Violets are blue I shit my pants do you want my poo.

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden