What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

There was a chicken. It squarked.

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

Whats a hobbo's favorite food? Trash

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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