- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

Why so serious? Your brother died.

How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

Yo mama so fat.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

Neither did she.

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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