- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

A: Do you like it B: No

Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

Knock Knock! Who's there? Steven. Steven who? Steven your neighbor, may I please come in?

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

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