Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

Women's rights.

Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

What is green and slow Grass.

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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