- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

Q:What do you call an insecure person A:Somebody who is likely to commit suicide

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

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What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

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What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

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