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A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed all of six's family

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Two pandas walked into a bar. The bar was in china.

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there square amphibious wood gum flag homos CC

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The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

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Aodhans da is Mr.Bradly and he dosnt know what coordinates are, 180 anti-clockwise,he has "the key to examination success is revision and homestudy tattooed on his chest, his das herbert the pervert, his mas a taxcollector and on the dole, his da sits on the roof eating biscuits, cleaning the satilite dish, he gets his pubes shaved in gordans chemist, he uses mcdonaldsd wifi, hes a fruit fly and he can stop global warming by shaking his head!!!!!!!!

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What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

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why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

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Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

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you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

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Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

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what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

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Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

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Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

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Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

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What happens when you spend far too much money in a gambling machine during a solar eclipse on a leap year? You get poor.

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Jokes=Funny Anti=Opposite Anti+Joke=Anti Joke Anti Joke= Anti Humour Anti Humour + People= Offensive Jokes Offensive Jokes= Often jokes about women Offensive Jokes=Problems Women=Problems

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class is canceled. My professor died.

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why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

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