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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

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Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

Opinions are like assholes. I'm not sure how they are alike, but that seems to be the general consensus.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

field day?

How many friends does it take to catch an owl? One because he was a bird catcher.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because animals walking across a paved street is a very common occurrence ever since the industrialization of the modern world.

whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

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