What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

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What do humans and trees have in common? -If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they fal down

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Barack Obama.

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what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Delivery for a Mr. Peerson? Oh yes, that's me. Thank you.

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What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

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What do you call a Mexican that doesn't have a lawn mower? An honest working induvidual that just so happens to live in the city and does not own a lawn mower

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That would mean that you are not its leader, or that you are, the result would have been the same, if you are the "head honcho" they would have gone for you, and your employees. Now, if you are an employee, they would have gone for your leader, and of course you. So between us and nobody else really its fucking antijoke, are you the leader?

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What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

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A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

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Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

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Guest what? Dog

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whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

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If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

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Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

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Roses are red grass is green get on th bed and I'll fill you wilpth my cream ;)

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How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

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What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Monks do not speak.

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When did Osama Bin Laden die? Nobody gives a @!?$

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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