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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse replies "my wife died yesterday." the next day the bartender wakes up and realises that it didn't happen and that he is a drunk asshole with no life.

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

When life gives you lemons you squirt them in someones eyes and steal what life gave them.

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

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