Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

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Turkeys are obese

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What's worse then 10 babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

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A man walks into his house only to find someone in the livingroom touching the stereo. He then goes up to his wife, and kisses her.

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A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

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Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

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What do you call an Arab guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

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Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

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why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

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What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

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Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

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roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

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Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

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What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

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People...

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What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

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Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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