- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

womens rights

a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

How do you make a baby be quiet when it is crying? slowly choke it to death

How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

human centipede

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

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