- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

Q. Dr.evil? JHHHHHHHHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

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