- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Why was Michael Jackson so bad at dancing? Because he had a broken leg.

96 right now there mad at each other but pretty soon it will look like this 69

What do you call a muffin with frosting? A cupcake

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

How do you know when a Captcha defect causes you to post the same anti-joke three times? Canteloupe.

Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

What do you call a Mexican with a lawnmower? The guy I'm thinking of is named Pedro. He works hard and takes care of his family.

Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

I just flew in from Seattle, and boy is their airport difficult to navigate.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

Roses are red Violets are blue You don't want to be my valintine I'm going to shoot myself.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Knock knock? Whose There? Not Suzie, She can't knock

why did the skeleton drop his juice? Because he has no stomach LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

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Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

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