- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

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Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

An atheist and a priest agree to a public debate. The priest doesn't make much of an attempt to argue because there is a young boy in his podium giving him a handjob.

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

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