Why did the clown drink all the sweet wine? Because he was an alcoholic.

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"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

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So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

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How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

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A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

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What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

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Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

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Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

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What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

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Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: She didn't have any arms.

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like this if you think what ever you want to..

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Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

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Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

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What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

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What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

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Why did the little boy viciously slash the orange object with a carving knife? Because it was Halloween.

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A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

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Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

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What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

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Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

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What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

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Why did jim all I over? He dies

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Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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