- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where's Stevin Hawkins? He went for a walk.

Why was the man crying in prison? He missed his family and wanted to go home.

So, there was two monkeys sitting in a bath tub one says "Hey, could you pass the soap?" the other says "what do I look like a typewriter?"

There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

What do you call a black guy surrounded by a gang of white guys? I don't know, maybe if you asked him his name you would find out.

Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

a dog jumping up and catching a frisbi

What's better than being rich? Not living in Kenya.

what do you call a guy with no arm and legs laying by the door? Matt! what do you call a guy with no arms and legs floating on water Bob!

A muslim man with a long beard and wearing a turban and robe boards an aircraft with a large suitcase. The plane later arrives at its destination a few minutes past the estimated arrival time due to bad weather.

Well I think that anti jokes are stupid.

Why did the boy drop his vannlai ice cream?because Vannlia ice came.

whats black and hangs from my tree my neighbor

A man hits a woman while driving. Whose fault is it? The mas. He was out drinking that night and shouldn't have gotten in his car in the first place.

How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

Whais red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? It's Doctor Green. I've got some bad news about your test results. Can I come in?

have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

What did the Dark Knight say to the Policeman? I'm Batman

What do you call a Mexican that sails a ship? A sailor

How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None, it would be ridiculous to even try to fit one in an ashtray.

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius.

Why did the white woman press charges against the black guy? Because he raped her

Your Mama's so fat that the Doctor recommended a healthy eating diet, and to exercise daily.

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