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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

No your aunties a joke

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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