- Anti Joke

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? I'm sleeping with your wife

Yo mamma so fat that when she gets in bed she gets sleepy

You are so ugly that when you were born the doctor didn't say anything to your mother because he has social manners.

What did the black guy say when he failed his math test? Crap, I failed my math test!

Q. A man walks into a library and asks the librarian for a book on suicide? A. The librarian hands the man a book on suicide

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.