- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

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Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

Anti-Joke Memes Are Obviously Not A Thing

Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

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