- Anti Joke

Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

Knock Knock! Who's there? It's Jim. Jim who? I'm your son, Jim. Are you losing your memory?

What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4