- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Y' can't spell rape without ape.

Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

What did the rabbi say to the bartender? Hi, Mark!

What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

Look at the statement immediately below. Look at the statement immediately above. Hahaha! You cannot read this text! Therefore, the following joke fails to qualify as a joke and is therefore an anti-joke by virtue of constitution: Yo mama!

What is Osama Bin Laden's favourite colour? Doesn't matter. He's dead.

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

Equal rights!

why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

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