- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

Kid 1: Mama why is my name Daisy? Mama: Because when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head! Kid 2: Mama why is my name Rose? Mama: Becuase it was a nice name.

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

Q What happened to the kid with diabetis and a one legged mom A. He got hit by a bus

Why did the snappy dresser take a button off of a coat? To see a button fly! NO YOU IDIOT YOU DID IT WRONG, IT'S SUPPOSED TO ABOUT ABOUT A "BUTTER FLY" OMG YOU DOLT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Charmander is red,Squitle is blue,If you were a pokemon i'd choose you.

A guy walks into a bar, unfortunately for him, he walked in on a huge bar fight and managed to get the hell knocked out of him as he entered the door.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet. You're adopted.

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