your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future

why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

Boy: Why'd the chicken cross the road Mom: I don't know go ask the chicken

What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both fly, except for the mole.

What do you call an African American woman with Tourettes? This question cannot be answered correctly. The African American woman was misdiagnosed. She is really a crack whore.

Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? God likes pizza

Mitt Romney is in the mormon mafia has magic underpants and invented Obama Care but he still lost to a Black guy Who is a fine president.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing.

What did the marshmallow say to the other marshmallow? We are both bananas.

A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

u r stupid! y? cuz u took the time 2 look at are jokes! haha lol

Two swallows migrate to Africa. One swallows initiates the conversation, that's when the other catch fire.

I suck at online but have a high gamerscore

Why are birds purple? because it fits the sky why are bats purple? bats aren't purple

How do you stop a black kid from hanging around in your back yard? Hang him in the front yard.

god made the sea god helped invent the first wheel but as you know he also made me a really big deal !

What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

Yo mama's so fat that when she steeped on the scale, it read a rather large number as compared to the average, healthy weight of the human race. Of course, she could become thin by working out or eating less, but she chooses not to because of the laziness that has now corrupted her completely.

chuck noris- can swim through land god- can walk on watter i- can run on air

What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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