- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

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A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

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