Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

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Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

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Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

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I dont usually get jokes, but when i do I get them.

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What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

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whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

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Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

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What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

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What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

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Whats the difference between Justin bieber and a dick... The dick

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How many cops does it take to change a lightb- [Beaten to death by cops]

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A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

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yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

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What's worse that pooping in your pants having someone see it

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Whats Better Than Apple Pie Sweeeet Pie

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A grasshopper hops into a bar. The bartender looks down at him and says "Hey, we have a drink named after you." the grasshopper looks up at the bartender...then proceeds to hop along because Grasshoppers can't communicate with humans. Then several of the bars patrons looked at the bartender, worried for his mental health.

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Wanna hear a joke? YEAH! Hold on. Okay, tell me when to let go.

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YOUR MOTHER IS SO FAT that she sought a relevant support group. My understanding is that she tried Overeater's Anonymous and lost a few pounds, but it meant more that it improved her sense of self-worth. She's more comfortable with herself as a somewhat overweight woman, and a much happier person now. We're all very proud of her.

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Why does Amy leave Dan? Dan gets hit by a bus.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, your parents are dead they never loved you! I found this one on facebook and i just found this site and all yall got some good jokes LOL

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To achieve his goal on the other side of the road. Being a chicken he is not aware of the arm a fast traveling motor vehicle can bring to him.

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When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? there are more birds on that side

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ROSES ARE RED FRIENDS ARE FRIENDS, NO MUTUAL FRIEND, WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TRYING TO ADD ME ON FACEBOOK BITCH!

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What happened when they asked Steve if he was feeling blue? He confessed and went to prison for a long time for molesting that poor dog.

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Anti Joke

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