What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

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y u no like me joke?

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What do you call a black man on a bike? Environmentally friendly.

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OMG I was sexting my friend and I accidentally sent my naked picture to my parents. What do I do? Tell your friend that you accidentally sent your naked picture to your parents.

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What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

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What's white and black? Color blind.

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Ahem. Testicles. That is all.

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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What did the blonde say when she saw a box of cheerios? "Lovely, I think I'll have some of these for breakfast today. The wholegrain will be good for me."

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Q: What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? A: One baby nailed to ten trees.

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A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?' The horse says "I was just diagnosed with testicular cancer."

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What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

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Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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a naked man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out because you must have shoes and a shirt to be served

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Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

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why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

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A man goes to the movies with his wife, two hours later they drive home and find their house just the way they left it.

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An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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