- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

What did Little Jimmie say to his mom when he got home frome school? Nothing his moms dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

What do you get when you cross a horse with a house cat ? A law suit for animal cruelty

roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

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How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because Jimmy is a brick wall.

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

What did the the girl say to the deaf boy after he asked her out? He doesn't know

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