How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

David Copperfield (the magician you moron). "I will now perform my greatest act yet!" Everyone applauded as he put the screaming woman (for effects you know) into the first end of the meatgrinder, and surprisingly grinded meat came out the other side! And the woman? She disappeared... forever! *applause* Moral: BRAVO! BRAVO!

What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

Jeff

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