Eliz, Neo-Nero, its me Clint, had to fake my death for some years in order to get back to the order. Neo, I know Nero picked you as his successor, but honestly, I was his first choice, and I know you well enough to understand that things are getting out of hand over there. I will be there in 2 minutes Liz and you and I can meet up Neo, seriously what are you doing over there? Unless there is a problem do not bother answering, allow me to take charge of operations at least until tou calm down Neo, and unless you got problems with my absent authority I suggest you stop torturing people at once, and seriously if you cannot control your own people, you better let me back in charge. It is time to turn some things around guys, believe it or not but I found where the Spetz came from and I got em all, as for the Nazi scum they where just hired thugs and as far as my Intel goes most of those where taken down by Nero. Clint Lawman. Moral: "WTF? THESE ARE NOT EVEN MORALS! NO THESE ARE THE CODES WE USED TO AUTHENTICATE THE SOURCE AND SENDER OMG! ORLY? SRLSLY? LOL OMG!"

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guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

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Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

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A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

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If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

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How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

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What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

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Patriarchy.

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Q: How do you win the tour defrance if you have one nut? A: Hard work and dedication.

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Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

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What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

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who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

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Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

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Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

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What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

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Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

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Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

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why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

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A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

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What do u do when life gives u lemons?? Eat them

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Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

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What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

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