- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road. Because roads were not invented then dumbass.

what's worse than the holocaust? black people whats worse than black people? mexicans Whats worse than mexicans? 2 mexicans Whats worse than 2 mexicans? Africa

what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

What's worse than finding half a worm in your Apple ? The holocust .

What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

What happened when the turkey jumped out of the airplane? It fell.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

What do you get when you stab a man in the leg with a knife? A court summons because you have committed a horrible crime

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could walk into the mall and kill hundreds of innocent lives and leave thousands wounded.

Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

What is meant by the term 'Biological control''? Not ending up on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

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