my gramma died

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

LeBron in the fourth quarter

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

Why did the homeless man kill his dog? Because a drunk rich guy said he'd pay him a hundred dollars if he did.

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

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whats chinese noodles

What do you call a fat kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

What do you get when you mix Lil Wayne and Lil John? A full size John Wayne

Why couldn't the Asian man satisfy a woman? He was in a coma.

What did Johnny do this wednesday? He went to school to be academically taught to get a high GPA of all the other children so he could go and pursuit his dream so he won't be left at home with a drunk wife and 6 kids with $190,000 in debt from the IRS

What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One's fun to smash and the other is a watermelon.

Who has two thumbs and is happy? This girl! You're a girl?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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