What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

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What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

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what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

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Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

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i just wrote this so hard

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2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

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what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

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Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

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What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

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What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

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Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

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I brought a parachute as carry on luggage, I was pulled aside at security and missed my flight.

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What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

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Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

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why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

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Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

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How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

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roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

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If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

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what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: *silence* Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

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Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

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What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

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