- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

Knock Knock. Shut up.

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

Roses are green Violets are grey Tulips are a lighter grey I am colorblind.

Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

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