knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

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Yo mamas so fat she is obese

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could walk into the mall and kill hundreds of innocent lives and leave thousands wounded.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

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Why is 3 less than 4? To get to the other side

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A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?" The horse replies, "I am Sarah Jessica Parker."

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies A live one eating its way out!

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What do you get when you cross a vampire and Adolf Hitler? A socially unacceptable and awkward hybrid of two unrelated, technically dead things.

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Why did the Nun refude to say Thank You Father? Because she was raped by her father as a child.

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what did johnny's mom do for his 50th birthday? she died

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A little girl was curious about where people come from so she asked a very controversial question. Girl goes up to her mother and ask "Mommy, where do babies come from?" Mother replies "Ask daddy." Girl says "Daddy, where do babies come from?" Father replies "Ask the dog." Girl then goes up to her dog and says "Doggy, where do babies come from?" The dog doesn't reply because it's a dog.

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An American, an Irish man, a Chinese man and a Black man walk in to a Bar, the Bartender takes their order

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Why does mcguigan get made fun of ? Because he is gay with Jack Walsh

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he died.

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Why did the Mexican mow lawns? He needed money to pay for his college tuition.

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What do you call a white man sitting between two black men on a bus? A group of three people having a friendly conversation about the upcoming football season.

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Roses are red violets are purple what the hell happened to your ugly face

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Roses are, blue, Violets are red, Screw poetic forms, I wish you were dead

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What's black and white and red all over and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a spear through her back

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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neil likes pube toast

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roses are red violets are green id love to flick owen cliffords mams bean

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How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

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What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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