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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

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What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

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what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

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What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

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What made your girlfriend laugh to death? You dropped my pants.

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Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

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Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

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what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

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What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

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Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

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A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

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Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

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Antijokes...

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

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Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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