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Q: What happened when Johnny cheated on his test? A: He got a higher score

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

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How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

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How Do You Fart Eat Beans

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It was a beautiful day. Face.

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Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

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Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

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Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

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What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

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person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

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there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

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What are the last words of a child dieing of cancer ? Nothing because he is to ill to speak

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

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steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

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This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

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Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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