Q: Why did the girl fell from the swing? A: Because she had no arms.

What did the black college graduate say to the Jewish high school dropout? Do you want me to also clean your fourth floor executive bathroom, Mr. Bernstein?

Q: What did the kid say after he told a stupid joke? A: Well they banned me from Anti-Joke!!

What's black and white and red all over? An embarrassed skunk.

Why was the boy sad he ate a loaf of bread? Because ducks ate him alive after that.

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

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What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

Whats worst than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

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Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

What did the blind pole vaulter say to the speed skater? Hi, how are you?

WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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