Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

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Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

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Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

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what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

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What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

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Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

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roses are red violets should be purple

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Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

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What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

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Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

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In this country, you gotta get the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get shot the F*** up at the end of Scarface.

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Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, my dick is hard, and it's cumming for you.

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What has 4 legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you a pool table

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Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

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Why shouldn't I go out today? Well I haven't done any work today. Actually no. It's not that. I'd have to ask my guardian Sally to bring out the wheelchair, and well, I'm afraid of her. She beats me. My hobbies are playing football, watching Loose Women and looking at pictures of Gary Barlow on Google Images.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas A bike.

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What's big and grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

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What is it about homosexuals that's so gay? What is it about heterosexuals that's so straight? What is it about an apple that's so gay?(Because it's a FRUIT right?) What is it about penises that's so straight?

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There would not be any me in we, you would have to hijack a media station, you would instantly be branded terrorists, and even if you where not, do you believe that you could have used the media in order to spread individuality, or would you simply have sought to control the masses like the rest? I am not saying that television is wrong, I am saying that as long as there are not enough people willing to think for themselves, and remain loyal to us and themselves, something which we failed at when we where at our greatest peak, then we are all media zombies eventually, and I do not mind, complacency is better than a constant struggle for survival.

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Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

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