- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

POOP.............................................. ITS THE FUNNEST WORD OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

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