- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

how do you tell a politician that you hate him? politicians can be female, too.

How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

A skeleton walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face? the skeleton replies I have aids.

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? a fridge was thrown at her

Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

Why did the wife scream when she saw her husband? Because he was dead

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

Knock Knock Who's There? The I.R.S.

Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

what happened to the man who is standing in the rain? he got wet

What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

a kid plays computer games alot and gets carpoltunel in both hands and lives in pain for the rest of his life.

Why is Helen Keller Blind and Deaf? Because she can't drive!... oh no wait I screwed that up.

Person 1: 'Ask me if I'm a tree' Person 2: 'Are you a tree?' Person 1: 'No.'

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