- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, your parents are dead they never loved you! I found this one on facebook and i just found this site and all yall got some good jokes LOL

Why was the black man running? he was participating in race for the cure, a charity event where all proceeds go to breast cancer awareness.

What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

Your mom showed up at my house last night. I kindly greeted her and asked if I could help her with anything.

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

Knock, knock Who's there? I'm there.

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

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What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

Why did Jorge eat Larry's face? He was on bath salt.

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

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