- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

black people

Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

what do you call a mexican whos lost his car? nothing, nick ate him

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

What would George Washington be doing if he was alive today? Scratching and screaming at the bottom of his coffin.

Q.) How do you make a whore blush? A.) Tell her she has pretty eyes.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

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