Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

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whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

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Women outside of the kitchen.

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What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

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your sister has 1 boob thats funny

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How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

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A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

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What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

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knock knock "who's there?" "boo" "boo who?" dont worry its only a joke dont cry.

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My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

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Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the sadistic farmer with a loaded shotgun (as the farmer has an extremely large score to settle with the chicken, as his wife was dead, a cause of mad cow disease, an STD from the chicken, as the chicken is a pimp) thus escaping captivity and starting a new life as a free chicken. God save Martin Luther KIng

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there is nothing better than waking up to realise that your being hugged by your partner unless that partner is not home

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A man walked in to a bar, he ordered a few drinks, met some new friends and had a good laugh with them. Later that night, he got in his car and drove home, which was foolish, as he should have known that being under the influence of alcohol increases the percentage of a collision, which could take his life and the lives of others. He arrived home just fine and got in to bed with his wife who was happy to see him.

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YOUR MOTHER IS SO FAT that she sought a relevant support group. My understanding is that she tried Overeater's Anonymous and lost a few pounds, but it meant more that it improved her sense of self-worth. She's more comfortable with herself as a somewhat overweight woman, and a much happier person now. We're all very proud of her.

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What starts with an N, ends with R, and you arent supposed to say? Never

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas ? cancer

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Why couldn't little Susie ride her bicycle? She had Cerebral Palsy.

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A: Who keeps knocking on the wall? B: My neighbors have sex a lot. A: We should knock back.

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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