- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man goes to the movies with his wife, two hours later they drive home and find their house just the way they left it.

Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

What do you say if you wake up and see your television floating around at night? Say,"I should probably get to sleep. This is probably an effect of sleep deprivation."

Your mama's so skinny; she can fit into most swimsuits sizes 4-6 and has a rather petite bottom.

How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

What boy with no arms get on his birthday? Lego.

Atheism

Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

how do you make a plumber cry? you pull its pants up

What have the TV programmes Shameless, The Jeremy Kyle Show and Benidorm all have in common? They are all examples of modern British society

What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

Never mail in your wished to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

If a red house has red bricks, and a yellow house has yellow bricks, what colour of bricks does a greenhouse have? Greenhouses are made of glass.

What does the fox say? "It's called a hustle, sweetheart."

what did your mom say to you? go fuck your self you stupid greedy shit. you start crying later in your bedroom, then your mom comes with a bag full of your fathers semen, and dildos. and forces you to drink the entire bag.

Boy: Why'd the chicken cross the road Mom: I don't know go ask the chicken

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future

A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

What's funnier than New York City? ADAM STOCK! By Logan in South Dakota

Where do bees go to the bathroom? In the hive - they're incontinent.

there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

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- Helen Keller

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