A Mexican walks into Taco Bell, because it is the only restaurant within walking distance of his workplace.

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how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Rick Ross is so fat, that he is fatter than someone who isn't as fat as he is.

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How do you stop the London riots? - You employ a a highly effective police tactic to diffuse the crisis as quickly as possible.

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What do you do with a leg less dog? Take him for a drag.

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What did the grizzly bears have for lunch? Fish and tourists.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Why was the little Asian boy crying at the county fair? He had just watched his entire family get brutally crushed beneath the weight of the old ferris wheel as they went to get on. Never would he forget the painful screams of his mother as her blood splashed onto his white t-shirt. Never would he forget the police car ride to the foster home when it all sank in that they were truly gone. And never would he forget the abuse his new parents would inflict on him daily. But what would forever torment him most were those screams. Those persistent screams that woke him in the night until the day he died many, many years later.

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There were 3 men on a rough each granted one wish to make. The first guy sees a bird and runs and jumps off the ledge and wishes to be a bird and he flies away. The second guy sees a butterfly so he too runs and jumps off the ledge and wishes to be a butterfly and flies away. The third guy telling himself those were all stupid wishes, makes up his mind what he is going to wish for so he runs to the ledge and just after he says "I wish to be" he trips on the ledge and says, "shit!" So his wish was granted and shit he became. The End.

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why doesnt john lipka have a job? because the unemployment rate is high these days.

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how how does a black man jump. the same way anyone else does

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There once was a man from Kentuckit, who like to dissapear with his dog and clean up the shit using a plastic bag and put it in the allocated public bin.

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This is one LONG empty space isn't it?

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You know what happens when you assume? You make a judgment based on incomplete information.

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What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

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Pickles are powerful

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What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

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Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

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I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

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Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

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Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

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Anti Joke

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