- Anti Joke

A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

When life gives you melons, your probably dyslexic.

What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.