What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

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There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

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How do you confuse a blonde? I guess the same way you confuse someone of any other hair color.

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whats worse than a baby impaled on your lawn... the universe being consumed by a giant albino ape with over sized testicles

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roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

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Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

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What did the flight attendant get for Christmas? A Trebuchet from medieval times dating back to the 12th Century CE.

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why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

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Why did the chicken cross the road? - To rape you. Knock Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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i like going to public parks and watching the kids run and yell because they dont know im using blanks

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knock knock whos there your mother open the door

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What do you call two gay guys? People who should be living in California.

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I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC.

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"New season of Dr.Phil. How does that make you feel?" ANGERY!!!!!

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How did the Jew escape the concentration camp? He didn't he was caught and put in the gas chamber.

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How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

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What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

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Why are Chinese women such bad drivers? Only company executives are fortunate enough to own cars in communist China. Furthermore, women are still in a subordinate class in many Eastern societies.

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Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Why did the Hispanic woman cheat on her husband? Because he couldn't maintain an erection, was boring, and collected stamps.

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Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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