It was a beautiful day. Face.

Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

A neutron walked into a bar and asked "how much for a drink?" The bartender did not reply because a neutron is so small he didn't notice that it even entered.

knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

Michael J Fox may not be able to draw a perfect circle but he sure can jerk off like a champ

I like it it the butt -Tyler James Nehring call me 863-670-1547

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

F? No k

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

This is a joke.

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

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