- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

What's the difference between liberals and communists? Nothing.

Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

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There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

Is it colder on a farm than in the winter?

A black man walks up to a white man with a shaved head and boots in a bar He then hands him a ten dollar bill and tells him he dropped it

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. You wife was killed in an accident.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

Where's the soap?

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

How do you confuse a black man? Call him from a blocked number and I say "I love you"

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Why didnt santa leave presents under the tree? Because santa doesnt exist.

What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

Why did the fish fly It didn't

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