What`s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff What did the banana say to the ear? Hello

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Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

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What does a cow do at McDonald's? He is eaten by obese people.

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How do you stop 5 black guys from raping one white girl? You call the police.

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What do you call a white guy in a joke? The first joke to specify one of the people in the joke as one with Caucasian origin.

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Woah, I mean if I was not like super high right now, I would totally hate you for that, you are what we call a charming asshole Nero, you can do that kinda stuff and completely get away with it, I feel like I should be really ashamed... So like does it work on everybody reading this? That would be wack, so much fun to do that.

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a naked man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out because you must have shoes and a shirt to be served

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three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

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Where's Stevin Hawkins? He went for a walk.

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What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

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What starts with the letter P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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Q.What is black and white and red (read) all over? A. A penguin in a blender.

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You can teach a man to fish but you cant teach a fish to man

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What happens when you put Michael Jackson in a room full of little boys? The 3 year-old rotting corpse of Michael Jackson and a room full of traumatized little boys.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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KNOCK KNOCK. WHO'S THERE? BOO. OH, HEY. COME IN. ....

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's cheese.

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What do you say to Jews at a synagogue? Hitler is coming

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So a guy and his monkey walk into a bar I don't remember the rest of the joke but you mom is a whore

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Knock knock. Whos there? Death. You will die in the next 12 hours from terminal cancer.

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Scumbag steve walks into his friend's dorm room, and finds out he has epilepsy. He then flicks the lights on and off really fast

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There is a tree. its still there. your still reading this, i dont know why, ok im getting sick of writing something that isnt even funny

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Hey, I just met you And this is Crazy I have Amnesia I like trains.

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What's better than being rich? Not living in Kenya.

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Anti Joke

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