- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

KNOCK KNOCK WHOSE THERE? AVOCADO AVOCADO WHO AVOCADO COLD THAT'S A RETARD JOKE HAHAHAHAHA GOOD 1

Why did the two blonds go to the bar together? Because they were carpooling to save money and help save the earths ozone layer that seals in all of our oxygen. They were also meeting some friends.

What do Gary Glitter and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both successful pop stars

A black guy and a mexican guy are falling from a building. Which one hits the ground first? Who cares

There are ten million million million million million million million million million million million sub-atomic particles in the universe that we can observe. Your mamma took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd...

What's the difference between an Asian bookkeeper and a Jewish dog? This isn't a joke, it's an assignment for school, I need to write a 3 page paper on this. Any ideas?

What do short Mexicans do after a hot shower? Dry off with a towel like everyone else,

Q:Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: he isn't because 6 and 7 are both concepts that cannot have fear like a living being

How do you keep an idiot busy? Give him something to do.

When I find out where you live I'm going to burn down your house, kill your family, and while your crying in you demise I am going to slit your throat.

What's black and white and red all over? A Nazi banner.

I told my friend one of these anti-jokes, he took it seriously and beat my head with a bat.

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

roses are red,violets are blue,faces like yours belong in a zoo,but don't worry i'll be there to,not in a cage but laughing at you!

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

Whatever you do in life, give 100%… unless you’re giving blood.

You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

What s the difference between a pigeon ?

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

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