What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

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When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

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Wanna hear a joke? Your life.

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How many days did abraham lincoln take a crap for? Turquoise because pancakes cannot fly without wings during the summer unless giraffes smell pineapple on tuesday.

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A rapist leaps out a woman and yells "surprise!" and proceeds to have non-consensual intercourse with her. Later, he is arrested by the police and charged with sexual assault.

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Q: What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A: A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird.

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You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

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knock knock who's there peedo peedo who scissors

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What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

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Why are Chinese women such bad drivers? Only company executives are fortunate enough to own cars in communist China. Furthermore, women are still in a subordinate class in many Eastern societies.

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Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

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If you see Chuck Norris you should probably tell him hey for me.

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What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

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a older brother and a lil brother have bunk beds, one night the older brother has his gf sneak over, they are going to have sex. he tells his gf, "say lettace for a new positon and say tomato for stop", they start and she screams, "lettace, tomato, lettace, tomato". then the lil brother says " will you guys stop making salad, ur getting mayonase all over my face!!!!"

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Why did the black man break up with his white girlfriend? Because he didn't love her anymore.

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an irishman gets on facebook...he has 7 friend request

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Knock knock Go away

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Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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A man spoke in a high-pitched voice. Another man said "Are you gay" He responded, "Why, yes"

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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1d

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Why do fat people make such good slaves? They're too fat and lazy to escape. Unfortunately, if you want your slave to be fat, you actually have to feed it properly.

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penis likes vagina cuz its straight (get it?? it has an erection!!!!!!)

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Anti Joke

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