How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

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How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

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A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

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What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

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Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

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What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They don't speak to each other because muffins do not have the ability to make speech. After being in the oven for several minutes at 375 degrees, they are removed, left to cool, and were eaten. They were good.

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Me too.

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Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

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Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

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?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

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One time at band camp.............that's it........

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what good about eatting every night knowing that a african want

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A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

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Why didn't the kid get a bike for Christmas? Because his parents died and Santa's not real

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what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

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Q: Why wasn't the baby playing with his blocks? A: Because his face was stapled to the floor

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What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

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Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

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why did the woman get electricuted? because there was an electric fence around the kitchen.

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What's worse than finding a dead baby in a trash can? -Finding a dead baby in 5 trash cans

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