- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

I had friends on the Death Star.

Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

What did the man with cancer say when he got hit in the face with a crowbar? "Ow."

What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney Loves you.

Jerry Sandusky walks up to the reception desk at a day care center. What does the lady at the desk say? Nothing, she promptly gives Mr. Sandusky his son and they leave.

Knock knock. Who's there? Potatoes. Potatoes who? Garlic salt.

A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy jump off a bridge. Who hits the ground first? It doesn't matter. They are all going to die.

Why was the Black Boy shot? It was because he was walking alone at night in a dangerous neighborhood, where there are many gangs. People should know not to go alone at night in dangerous places, or even in the day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

What did one friend say on his friend's myspace page? You need a Facebook

What did Thomas Jefferson's children call him? Grandpa

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