- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

What do you call a white duck? A quacker

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? -Not Sara!

i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

Q. Why did the Chineese man eat a banana? A. He was hungry, and he was craving a banana.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

Yo mama so fat, her wand is a Slim Jim

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee? Because the "p" is silent

What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

A seal walks into a club.

A small plane is flying across the Atlantic Ocean, on board there's a Black Guy, a Jew, a Priest, and a Mexican. The plane has engine failure and needs to crash, but luckily there are enough parachutes for everyone. The evacuation is succesful.

why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

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LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

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