Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Disabled.

If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

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What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

Racial Equality

Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

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If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

Your mother just died.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

what happens when chuck norris does a push up. he pushes himself up

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

The WPGA tour

What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

Why did the frog die? He had AIDS

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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