Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

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A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

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What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

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If your reading this, youre not blind.

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A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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A man is jogging down the street. He bangs his kneecap into a metal pole and shatters it. He is then hit by a giant cheese wheel and dies.

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dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

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How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

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"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. that dumb ass jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

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Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

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Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

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What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

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What do a grape and an Elephant have in common? For sensitivity to people who suffer from color blindness, this joke has been cancelled.

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How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

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If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

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What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

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Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

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Anti Joke

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