- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has insomnia.

What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

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Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

Patriarchy.

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

What is older than history?

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

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