- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy says a joke. It was not funny

How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

What you you call peanut butter on the top of a dog house Peanut butter

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a doctor.

i dont know why but when ever i see jew they always say "whats up?"

yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

knock knock whos there steve i dont know you go away

(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

Q: Where's the cheese? Who ate the cheese? A: How do you know it's been eaten because it's gone? Are you making the assumption that food that has disappeared was eaten because that is usually how food disappears? I am filing a lawsuit against you for your malevolent foodism.

A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we named a drink after you!". The grasshopper says "What, Dave?"

How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

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