- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are red. Aaaaaahh! My garden's on fire!

What is in the center of our galaxy? Some stars, space, and nebula.

What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

When you have read this, you've already read it.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a well respected member of the community.

What do you call a Muslim in control of a plane? A pilot

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

What happens when an old lady bumps into a black man in the middle of the night? He politely offers her help getting home and she accepts.

If somebody stabs you in the forehead, you are likely to get injured.

Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

What did the sign say? It said slow down

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

yo mama is so ugly she walked by a mirror and looked at her reflection cuz thats what mirrors do

So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

Roses are red, Violets are brown, F*** who's had a shit in my garden.

knock knock Person A: who's there Person A: oh shit that was me

You stink so bad that you should cleanse yourself via shower and/or bath.

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

knock knock who's there? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

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