- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

Mail Man: Knocks on door Guy & Girl: WHAT?! laughing Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

How did the drug addict die? He got shot in a drive-by.

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

What did the apple say to the Banana? ....Nothing... fruit don't talk

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert. It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert who? Mam, he was in an accident. Could you open the door please?

What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

whats white and sticky? a white stick

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