What is the biggest lie in the world How the **** should I know

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What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

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Why did Phil Krahn cross the road? Because he is gay

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A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks: "why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus being incapable of comprehending the complexities of conversation said nothing, and shit all over the floor.

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The game.

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sex with dead people. they can't say no;)

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

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When Chuck Norris realized that there was a more superior being than himself. What did he say? Suck it Safka

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What sport do all black people like? This is impossible to answer because not all black people like the same sport.

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

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who's a slut... you're mom

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womens rights.

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What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

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Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

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How come Dorothy couldn't feel her legs? The metal cable snapped.

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Hold on, please hold on! I will explain, it is my name, but I don't know whats so wrong with it at all... Please give me five minutes, I need to use the bathroom, please don't go just yet, don't be mad at me, what have I done wrong now? I mean if you are gonna go to sleep or something please do not be upset with me.

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what happened to the man who walked into a bar he slipped from the bar of soap and died

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There is a blonde, a redhead, and a brunnette stuck on a deserted island. the redhead gets sick of being trapped, so she decides to risk the 100 miles back to shore. she begins swimming, gets 10 miles out, gets tired, and drowns. the brunnette gets sick of being trapped, so she decides to risk it too. she gets 50 miles, gets tired, and drowns. The blonde decides to escape as well. she is able to swim 98 miles, gets tired, and swims back.

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What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

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Roses are red, But ravens are black, Please go to China, and never come back!

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What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

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A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

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Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

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