whats worse than school...wait a minute?

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There would not be any me in we, you would have to hijack a media station, you would instantly be branded terrorists, and even if you where not, do you believe that you could have used the media in order to spread individuality, or would you simply have sought to control the masses like the rest? I am not saying that television is wrong, I am saying that as long as there are not enough people willing to think for themselves, and remain loyal to us and themselves, something which we failed at when we where at our greatest peak, then we are all media zombies eventually, and I do not mind, complacency is better than a constant struggle for survival.

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what is more funny than watching a baby fly in a circle at 100 mph stopping it with a shovel

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What is the different between going to church and reading a newspaper? You can take your shoes off when you read a newspaper.

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Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS darragh hamilton

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I told my friend one of these anti-jokes, he took it seriously and beat my head with a bat.

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Adam Fantuzzi's just jealous because he'll never be the man his mother is

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, it's impossible to determine the motivations of an animal that is incapable of speech.

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"Wow, that was so funny i fell off my dinosaur!" Dinosaurs went extinct in the late Cretaceous period, about 65 million years ago. Commonly believed by scientists across the world to have been caused by an ancient meteor that crashed in the current day Yucatán peninsula in Mexico. Also, even if you were around during the Cretaceous period, i assure you that no dinosaur would let you climb on top of it, let alone ride it while you're not highly terrified because of the sheer danger of the experience. Now unless you are 65 million years old, I highly doubt you laughed so hard that you fell off the dinosaur that you supposedly own.

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how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

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How do you catch an elephant? Dig a nice deep hole in the ground, and fill it with ashes. Next, line the outside of the hole with peas. When the elephant comes to take a pea, kick it in the ash hole.

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I accidentally solicited a prostitute today. I was driving in an iffy neighborhood and saw a woman on the sidewalk, so I stopped to ask if she could give me directions. She must have misheard me.

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Why did the asian driver crash his car? Because he was driving while intoxicated.

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What's worse than a papercut? Dying

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How do you have fun while stuck in traffic? Play bumper cars!

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A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

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Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

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Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

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What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

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An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

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What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

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A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

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What did the apple say to the Banana? ....Nothing... fruit don't talk

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What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

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