- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb that explodes in 3 seconds inside your apple.

How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

Yo mama so fat.

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

What do a dog and a fork have in common? They both have tails. Except for the fork.

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