Geeks have girlfriends...................... . . . I MEAN alien friends (geeks are losers and you decide your a geek or not)

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Guy A: Why is 6 scared of 7? Guy B: Because 7, 8, 9? Guy A: No, numbers don't have feelings Guy C: That's so dumb Guy A: Hey you know what, this is an A and B conversation so... Guy C: So C your way out? Guy D: Yeah, before D and E come and F U up! Guy E: Are you guys high or something? Guy F: Dude, I'm a girl, F stand for female (Author): Oops sorry Girl F: Thanks Guy G: Mind Blown O_O

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A dyslexic man walks into a building labeled, Bra. He then thinks he has found heaven but is suprised when all that is served is beer, not milk.

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why did the black guy say he was ridin' dirty? because its been weeks since he last took it to the coin op, he's busy working as an I.T Specialist.

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what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

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Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

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What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

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What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

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curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

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Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

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whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

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Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

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What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

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Shaun Sutton Call me: 1-800-tryhard ;)

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

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why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

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Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

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this girl and guy were sitting on my couch turns out its my sister and her boyfriend and she just farted

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

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roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm chuck norris. And I approve of this message.

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Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

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Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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