- Anti Joke

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M