- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

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You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

Lil Wayne's rapping career

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

Everything's looking fine, ma'am. Hope to see you again real soon.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

Why did little Jimmy go crying to his mummy? Because she was shot.

A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

Waseem is a hard worker.

How do you get your children out of a cardboard box? You open the box to see your dead children's corpses

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

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