What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

what does a chair look like? a chair.

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

What drops its lunch every day? Yo mom

What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding the holocaust? A worm

An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

PSP its a nut you can play... Outside...

Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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