- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

Todd is offered a pizza, chinese food, and a sandwich. he then kills himself because options trigger a psychological disorder that was diagnosed to him as a child

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

Will nearis is here! Get it

A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

whats up and also down? your mum

why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

quantum physics?

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

So, today I was walking down the street... I met a black guy.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

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