- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

Whats green and can kill you when it falls from a tree? a pool table

Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

what's better than winning the special olympics?.. Not being retarded

What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

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how do you starve a black man? hide his food stamps in his work boots.

Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

Yo momma is so stupid, she has no job, five kids, and six weeks to live, due to the fact she spent all her money on cigarettes and now has lung cancer.

The world blows up and everyone except for one man and his house make it out alive "Knock knock" "Whos there?" "Me" "Me who?" "Ummmm, its me, duh" It turns out the man was very bored and decided to go knock on his own door and tell knock knock jokes

Is it a bird, is it a plane?! No it's.... It's a bird.

How did Doris respond to Uncle Monty's innapropriate chewing of her nose, ears and eyelids? She cut his head off, placed it an a saucepan, boiled and seasoned it, and then sold it to the middle east. The middle east were very grateful, and sent Doris a camel's penis as a thankyou gift.

A middle aged man goes to a psychic. She tells him that he has prostate cancer, and his wife has been cheating on him for the past 3 years.

How do you hide an Elephant? You paint it's toenails pink and put it in a strawberry patch. Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch.? It must work pretty well then!!

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, his mouth was full of it's intestines.

Whats worse than being rapped by a giant scorpion. Being gangbanged by a couple giant scorpions

What did the snowman put on his head? Nothing; snowmen are inanimate.

What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

What the person say to the other Person? Hi.

why did the woman commit suicide? because 2+2=4

Why did the guy in the wheelchair die? He was mauled by tigers.

A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

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