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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have ADD Check out this flashlight!

Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? It needed excitement in its otherwise mundane lifestyle.

What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

Why was the African American man afraid of dogs? He had a terrible childhood memory of being violently dry humped by a german shepherd.

What did the cow say to the other cow? "Baaa", he had an identity crisis.

James' father died from being overweight. The next day in the mail, James received a coupon for Skinny's garcinia cambogia pills to help him lost weight. Simply put, it was not a good day for James.

What would you say if you girlfriend got hit by a train? Trick question, trains don't go through kitchens!

Q: Why should you never let Jerry Sandusky babysit your children? A: Because, in November of 2011, Sandusky was arrested and charged with 40 counts of sexual abuse of young boys over a 15-year period. A man with this type of background does not seem like a an ideal choice for a babysitter.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate the chicken.

Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

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