- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

it was all Tagart

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

Why did the pig cross the ocean? So he could be eaten by Americans.

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

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Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

Asians look like they have down syndrome.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

nothing

What smells like old people and is white? Talcum Powder.

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

Have you ever noticed how those little packets of sweetner are really handy to have around when you like your coffee to be sweeter than its default bitterness?

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

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