- Anti Joke

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being molested by a giant octopus.

A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

Ben Affleck

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.