- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What ended the black family's picnic? Rain.

how many jews can you fit into a car 5, two in the front three in the back

Your mom is so fat That the salesman advised her not to buy the tight dress

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Why do females have boobs? So they can breast feed their babies.

Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

A new scientific study has scientists baffled as it clearly shows that teen sex drastically decreases at age 20.

Why did Bill fall out if his chair? He was hit by an airplane.

Guy at computer: My computer won't turn on. Help desk Guy: Did you try restarting. Guy at computer: No. The help desk guy hangs up and the guy at the computer proceeds to cry because he has failed.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? Because he got hit by a bus.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? That whole slavery thing.

Why did the white woman press charges against the black guy? Because he raped her

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: In order to avoid being mauled by a coyote.

Why couldn't the dumbass go to colledge? He couldn't open the door.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

What is a frogs favorite drink? Water.

I used play skyrim...but then I realsied I had a lot of exams so I had to stop

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

A black man walks down a high street and sees a white woman approaching. He bids her good day and they carry on their respective journeys. He then turns around and follows the white woman and rapes her in a dark alleyway, because as we all know, all black men are rapists.

what is big and can make things come out? a gun

What's worse than stabbing your eye with a fork? Stabbing both your eyes with a fork.

A young farmers cow died in an oil burning, The farmer then said to his son; you get the milk ill get the shovel

Why did the Fly die? Cause it died the average life span is 30 days.

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