- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than AIDS Nothing can possibly be worse than finding out you have AIDS

Weebles wobble, but paralyzed kids fall down.

What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? It's Doctor Green. I've got some bad news about your test results. Can I come in?

What did Sam Houston Say to Jim Bowie when he say all the Mexicans coming Towards the Alamo? That's a lot of Mexicans.

Once upon a time there was a tree. But it was just a tree, so it sat there. Then it didn't rain for a while, so the tree died. And nothing ever grew there again. The End

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, you murdered ten people.

If we had some ham, we could have ham and eggs; if we had some eggs.

How do you get down from a horse?? You don't... You get down from a duck.

Why did Jenny fail her driving test? She was hit by a train.

Why didn't the Hispanic die in the bus explosion? Because he was at home playing with his children when it happened.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a women.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

Why wouldn't anyone want Helen Kellers dog? It's been buried for a long time...

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What do you call an giraffe? Well, you should probably call it a giraffe if you want people to think you are literate and know your grammar.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

Why did the little girl go to the hospital?........................Beacuse she fell when trying to steal cookies out of the cookie jar on top of the fridge.

What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

What kind of ship never sinks? Not the Titanic.

What did the mother do when she find out her daughter left for the party? Nothing. She realized her daughter was old enough to make mature descions.

Roses are red Violets are blue and oranges are orange nothing rhymes with orange

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