emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

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why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

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What is brown and sticky?… A shit…

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Q: How do you count the population of Mexico? A: Take a census.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are pink Daisys are white

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What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

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what is worse than tripping over a tree root? getting mauled by a 60 foot bear

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Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

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I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

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Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

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make me a sandwich! what kind?

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I was hungrey then i saw a man puke. Im still very hungrey. Then i threw up. Im not so hungrey

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What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

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A brunette, redhead, and a blond were on a road trip when their car broke down in the middle of a desert. The red-head offered to walk down the road to get help, for none of them knew how to repair the car. She walked down the road in the direction they were headed, but never came back. The redhead and blond died several days later in the shade of the car as a result of extensive heat exhaustion.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

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Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

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A 21 year old man walks into a bar. After looking at the menu for a minute he orders the cocktail of the day. The bartender looks at the man in disbelief because he has such a baby face and looks like a teenage kid. The bartender politely asks to see his ID. The man pulls out his wallet and shows him his drivers license. Sure enough he was the legal age of drinking. The bartender says "Thank you" and gives him his beverage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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