Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

Have you ever noticed how those little packets of sweetner are really handy to have around when you like your coffee to be sweeter than its default bitterness?

So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

So a horse walks into a barn.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

nothing

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

Chris is hairy

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

Asians look like they have down syndrome.

Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig *spinning head like neck is gonna break off* Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALI*Y, BEAST*ALITY? AGAIN?

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

Justin Bieber.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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