- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

Justin Bieber.

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig spinning head like neck is gonna break off Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALIY, BEASTALITY? AGAIN?

So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

So a horse walks into a barn.

Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? About 1 or 2, then the neighbors would phone the police and you would be arrested for infanticide.

what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

Women's rights.

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

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