- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

Q. Why did Steve Carell, the 40 year old virgin, fail to get laid? A. Erectile Dysfunctioning.

What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

Whats the difference between a Philadelphia Flyers fan and a pedophile? What they are.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English.It is confused by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Two nerds walk into a bar. The effects of alcohol do not discriminate based upon the social status of said consumer.

how do you get a 1 armed moron out of a tree? you wave

What brown and sticky? A sticky turd

Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

Writing is hard Poems are strong I am muslim And this is a bomb.

Roses are black violets are black We are all black?! SHIT IM COLOUR BLIND

Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

Men

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

A sad horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse answers "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer."

catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

school homewrok

We could have had it all Rolling in the deep You have my heart inside of your hand As you've just now inexplicably ripped it out of my ribcage.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

A skeleton walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face? the skeleton replies I have aids.

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