why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

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Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

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A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

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Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

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What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

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knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

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There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

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A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

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roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

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Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

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What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

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Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

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How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

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Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.

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What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

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If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

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How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

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In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

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why cant fat people walk because they are fat

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

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How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

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