I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

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A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

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Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

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why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

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Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

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Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

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In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The farmer quickly saw the chicken escaping and grabbed it before it caught any dangerous outside diseases, making his entire flock go bad, and therefore making the farmer go bankrupt.

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

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The holocaust

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All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

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I'd tell you a joke about Uganda but it wouldn't be worth it as it probably would keep a low score and possibly even get deleted for staying a week with a negative rating, for a number of reasons including that it isn't particularly funny, it was copied from another website and it is slightly racist. Taking into account what most people look for in a joke, it doesn't necessarily meet their needs and would more than likely fall into a lame category. And for that reason I have not submitted it.

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flavin's head

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

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Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

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How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

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Oh s***

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What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

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Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

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Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

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Where's Waldo? In rehab. Waldo is in rehab.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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